Dire News From Cumbria...

[endlessrarities]

My thoughts tonight go to the residents (both permanent and temporary) of Cumbria.  It's the last place you'd expect a mass murderer to be running amok, but then that's usually the case, isn't it?

Why is it these losers can't just cut out the middleman and turn the gun on themselves first, without involving all these poor innocents who just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time?? 

Hungerford, Dumblane, Whitehaven.  Another place name is etched in collective folk memory.  For all the wrong reasons...