...low-life who bag their dog-poo then drape the bag over a handy branch

EWewewewew! There isn't enough gross for that! That isn't something I've seen over here, thank gods, or not yet anyway. How disgusting is that?

::thinks:: Of courses, if you're the type to burn a bag of poo on someone's front step, that would make that very easy. Of course, it's supposed to be a paper bag but... and how would I know, you ask? ::looks innocent:: I read about it somewhere, yeah, that's it.