I would never have guessed that was the Welsh spelling of 'Sospan'!!

We was indeed robbed... Shane Williams was a shadow of his former self.

It was a weird experience, because my dad was round for dinner. "Yapp?" said I. "That's a strange unusual name."

"Oh, the Yapps of Llanishen," said my dad. "They owned a garage..."

What it is to be a Welshman in exile. And his daughter probably can't even spell 'Llanishen' properly. Though I did get the 'Ll' bit right, and I can even pronounce it properly!

Nos da!